A Star is Born!!!
16 Jun 2011 Leave a Comment
in life Tags: BABY, OLIVE, STAR
Ladies and Gentlemen! Please make welcome to our stage…… Miss Olive Balogh!! At just 12 days this young up and comer is making headlines everywhere. Olive burst into the limelight at the Mater Hospital in Brisbane a whopping 4.2kgs and had everyone gasping. Her tiny size 8 mum Sian for a start.
Hospital staff shook heads in disbelief as Miss Olive emerged, top hat and cane (her mother swears she felt it). With an auspicious birth time of 3.33pm (anyone know what it means?), pundits are betting this young baby will go far. According to her startled Dad, Brendon, Miss Olive is already demonstrating talents that should see her make the Guinness Book of Records in every classification. Gurgling, toe curling and nappy shitting are still under consideration as categories. Demonstrating an astoundingly early commitment to her career in the Arts, Miss Olive prefers to sleep deeply from 6.00am to 7.00pm and party all night. Critical reviews have been particularly favorable “She’s so cute I’ve almost given up the idea of having puppies!” (Julia Bendall, Aunt and Dragon Trainer).
Failed Dragon Trainer tries techniques on Baby Olive
“I love her colour, and that’s not a jaundiced view” (Yours truly, not realizing that Olive was jaundiced)…. Please put your hands together and welcome with all your might The delightful, the delicious and everyone’s Darling….Miss Olive Balogh
